May 8th
Boston, MA[We open the show with John Bradshaw Layfield standing in the ring]
JBLWelcome everyone to the premiere edition of Real Championship Wrestling Uncensored! Tonight you will all see the great stars of RCW competing uninhibited, unleashed, and totally uncensored! We are going to kick off the first ever Uncensored with our continuing championship tournaments but for our main event you will see “Big Sexy” Kevin Nash and Sheamus take on the team of Kurt Angle and the “Whole F’n Show” Rob Van Dam! --
[Suddenly Eazy E’s music hits as he makes his way out to the ring]
Eric BischoffThat’s where you are wrong John… you see, tonight the main event will see the two men who won the right to become the first ever RCW World Champion, team up to face the man who made his shocking return to pro wrestling, the man known as the most dangerous man in the sport today before it was cool to call yourself that, “Sycho” Sid Vicious and his tag team partner, the “Perfect One” Curt Hennig!
JBLThat is one hell of a main event --
Eric Bischoff(interrupting)
I’m not finished yet… if either Sid or Hennig scores a pinfall victory, they will take the place of the man they pin in the main event at Redefined!
[Eric walks back up the ramp with a smirk on his face]
JBLI can’t believe it, all hell’s going to break loose in our main event tonight… without any further a due, let’s get to our first match of the night!
[Desomnd Wolfe makes his way out for the match but asks for a microphone]
Desmond WolfeI’m wanted to make it clear to Samoleon Joe that I’m not an easy going bloke and just because you’re a big, fat ass doesn’t mean I’m going to let you off the hook for what you did to me. Sooner rather than later, I’m gonna get you in this ring and when I do, I’m gonna make a bloody mess of ya.
:: Opening Match ::
1st Round Match in the RCW World X-Division Title Tournament
Billy Kidman vs. Desmond WolfeAn anti-typical cruiserweight/X-Division contest with a lot of mat work and ground game… Desmond has Kidman in a key lock clutch but he won’t tap out. Desmond picks Kidman up while still holding in the key lock. Desmond tries to wrench the arm and bend Kidman backwards towards the matt but Kidman fights it, firing off a forearm to the face. Kidman bounces off the ropes to surprise Desmond but gets a kick to the gut and a European uppercut from him instead. Desmond runs at the turnbuckle and runs halfway up the turnbuckle before jumping off and coming back at Kidman but Kidman catches him with a dropkick in mid-motion. Kidman slowly gets back to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle but Desmond jumps up and wiggles the ropes. Desmond sees Kidman perched up on the turnbuckle so he goes for TOWER OF LONDON and he executives it too perfection! Desmond goes for the pin, 1... 2, he gets his foot on the rope! Desmond waits for Kidman to get to his feet before attempting to whip him into the ropes but Kidman counters the whip with a whip off his own. Desmond comes off the ropes and Kidman goes to clothesline him but Desmond ducks and falls through the ropes on the other side and fires back with the REBOUND LARIAT! But Desmond’s too weak to make a cover --
Samoa Joe storms the ring! He throws Kidman up on top of the turnbuckle before lifting him up and slamming him down with the Muscle Buster! Joe stalks Desmond… Desmond slowly gets to his feet and is choked out by the Kokina Clutch of Joe! Referees run own to the ring to pull Joe off Desmond.
Match declared a
NO CONTEST.
[Vince Russo comes out]
Vince RussoThis isn’t how we do business in RCW Joe but if you want to get into their match, then they’ll get into your match next week. This Monday night on Sin we’re going to have a Fatal 4-Way for the Final spot in the World X-Division Championship match!
[We cut to the back where Pamela is standing by with Randy Orton]
Pamela PaulshockI’m standing here with Randy Orton who asked for this interview time.
Randy OrtonYou’re right, I did ask for this time. I wanted to come out here and address Sheumus’ actions on Monday. I know why he did what he did and what he thinks he’s getting out of it but let me tell you something Sheamus, you’re not building your name off of Randy Orton. I’m gonna ends this before it even starts. Because Sheamus, I just got back from talking to Russo and he’s given me a match with you in two weeks at Redefined. You better be prepared to doing everything in your power to take out the Legend Killer cause come Redefined I will kill the legend of Sheamus before there even is one.
Randy walks away but he’s accosted from a hooded man who jumps out from the side with a steel pipe! The man cracks him in the ribs and then puts him down with a shot to the back of the neck! The man lowers the hood to reveal Sheamus…
SheamusThat’s exactly what I had in mind, Randy…. [he chuckles] You’re not even going to make it to Redefined!
[We cut back to the ring for the next match]
:: 2nd Match ::
1st Round Match in the RCW World Tag Team Title Tournament
Juventud Guerrera and Psicosis vs. Lance Storm and Justin CredibleA super competitive match with a ton of near falls… Juvi whips Justin into the ropes but Justin comes off the ropes and plants Juvi down with a face plant DDT. Justin starts tuning up the band for a super kick when Psicosis comes in off a spring board and drop kicks Justin out of the ring. Lance runs in the ring but is put down by a cartwheel kick by Psicosis. Psicosis climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off with the LEG DROP! But Lance moves out of he way… Lance gets up and attempts to super kick Juvi who’s getting to his feet but he cacthes the feet and plants him down with the JUVI DRIVER! Juvi makes the pin, 1... 2... Justin breaks the count! Juvi tries to clothesline Justin but he ducks and fires back with a super kick that connects! Psicosis gets back to his feet but is caught by a super kick from Lance! Justin picks up Juvi into a THAT’S INCREDIBLE as Lance climbs the turnbuckle, Lance jumps off and spikes the tombstone! Justin makes the cover as Lance dropkicks Psicosis to the floor, 1.. 2.. 3!
Your
WINNERS of the match,
Lance Storm and Justin Credible.
[We cut to the back where Billy Gunn is watching the moniter]
Billy GunnI hope those chump stains don’t think they’ll win the tag team titles… [he chuckles]
If anyone’s winning the straps it’s the New Age Outlaws…
Road Dogg comes into frame
Road DoggOh, you didn’t know… your ass better call somebody!!!
[We cut to our next match]
::3rd Match ::
Lita and Molly Holly vs. Lacey and RainA nice back and forth contest with a lot of team work by the home wreckers…
[During the match, the announcers put over the fact in two weeks at Redefined, their will be a Six Pack challenge for the first ever RCW Women’s World Championship]
Lita goes to make the tag but Molly Holly jumps off the apron and walks to the back. Lita turns around to a code breaker by Lacey followed immediately into a backstabber by Rain… Rain makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your
WINNERS of the match,
Lacey and Rain.
[We’re in the back with Pamela who is standing by with Steiner and Booker T]
Pamela PaulshockI wanted to get your thoughts on being drawn each other in your match tonight?
Scott SteinerWell honey, if you want know something, why don’t you found out something worth knowing like what it’s like to be with a real man.
Pamela PaulshockRight….
Booker TYou see this is just the nature of the game and I’ve always said don’t hate player, hate the game and that’s exactly what I plan on doing here. My boy Scotty and I will go out there, give it our all and when it’s all said and done, the man who’s better on this night will advance.
Scott SteinerAs far as I’m concerned, this is a win-win situation… with nothing fine-a than Scott Steina and the ultimate playa Booka, there’s a hundred-forty-one percent chance that one of us will walk out the champion.
Pamela PaulshockOne hundred-forty-one?
Scott SteinerDid I stutter? [She shakes her head no]
Booker TNow, can you dig that?
? Sucka!!!
[We cut to the ring for the next match]
:: 4th Match ::
1st Round Match in the RCW World TV Title Tournament
Booker T vs. Scott SteinerThe first half of the match consisted of mostly showmanship and brawling… Booker charges off the ropes but is flattened by Steiner’s massive bicep. Steiner flexes his muscle and slowly raises it before dropping the elbow across Booker’s chest. He goes for the cover but gets off the pin before 2 and proceeds to do pushups. The referee admonishes Steiner. Steiner lifts Booker T to his feet and Irish whips into the ropes but Booker clubs Steiner who was waiting to do a back body drop… he kicks Steiner in the face and immediate follows up with a standing spin kick. Booker just stands there a minute before bouncing off the ropes with a lot of theatrics and nails Steiner with a knee across the face. Booker T feels the electricity and can’t help it, he does the spin-a-roony! Steiner gets to his feet but is caught with a kick to the midsection and Booker runs the ropes… AXE KICK! Booker’s not finished, he’s positioning for Book End… Steiner gets to his feet and Booker gets him in the Book End but no, Steiner elbows him in the back of the head! Booker breaks the hold and Steiner goes low with a kick but the referee doesn’t call for the bell as they’ve been instructed that in RCW, there will be relaxed DQs, let ‘em fight. Steiner drops Booker down with a double arm power bomb. Steiner makes the cover, 1... 2, kick out! Steiner motions he’s finishing it and puts Booker up over his shoulders and rams him into the turnbuckle. Steiner puts Booker in a tree of woe and slides out to the outside and proceeds to choke him out by grabbing his neck and pulling against the ropes. The referee counts to 5 and tells Steiner that he will call for a DQ despite the new rules if he doesn’t get back in the ring. Steiner motions to the audience that the end is here. Steiner locks Booker T into the STEINER RECLINER! The referee checks on Booker but he’s out! The ref calls for the bell!
Your
WINNER of the match,
Scott Steiner.
[We're in the back with Russo and Bischoff]
Vince RussoThere's only so much I'm gonna put up with before I have to do something about it... I'm not going to let you bury this company like you did WCW.
Eric BischoffI buried WCW... David Arquette ring a bell?! [He chuckles to himself] Don't you forget how this works... I'm still your boss and even if you seem to think otherwise.
Vince RussoI came this company for one reason ans one reason only, to help build up the future of this sport for the talent of tomorrow. I'll be damned if you and your cronies bleed this place dry.
Russo storms out.
[We cut back to the ring for our next match]
:: 5th Match ::
Kevin Nash and Sheamus vs. Rob Van Dam and Kurt AngleA very had hitting, fast paced match… All hell breaks loose as all the men are in the ring battling it out. Angle clotheslines Nash to the floor and they begin to brawl on the outside. Inside the ring RVD catches a foot from Sheamus but counters a cartwheel kick. RVD sees him laying on the mat so he runs to the ropes and performs Rolling Thunder! RVD goes for the cover but Sheamus throws RVD off him before the count could be made. RVD springs off the ropes for a body splash but Sheamus catches him mid-air and throws over his head with a Fallaway Slam.
On the outside, Angle is stalking Nash, who is trying to escape through the crowd… back in the ring, Sheamus waits for RVD to get up and goes for the boot but RVD gets out of the way and springs off the ropes with a side kick that puts Sheamus down. RVD hit’s a split legged moonsualt on Sheamus and immediately goes for the cover, 1... 2, kick out.
Angle drags Nash back to the ringside area and they brawl up the ramp… Angle tries to Angle slam Nash on the top of the steel but Nash fights it and gives Angle a knee to the midsection. Nash puts Angle between his legs and signals to the crowd it’s over…. He JACKNIFES him off the ramp through the technically equipment setup for the pyro!
In the ring, RVD gets up on top the turnbuckle and jumps off at Sheamus but is caught with a bicycle kick midair! Sheamus lifts RVD up into the crucifix and plants him ino the mat with PALE JUSTICE! He makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your
WINNERS of the match,
Sheamus and Kevin Nash.
Sheamus is celebrating his victory when out of nowhere he turns around into an RKO! Randy Orton just stares at the prone body of Sheamus as we cut to break…
:: Main Event ::
Scott Hall and Steve Austin vs. Curt Hennig and Sid ViciousA very intense match and Hall and Austin can’t only NOT get on the same page … they refuse to.
Eventually, Hall tags himself in, much to Austin’s dismay. Hennig runs up behind Hall and traps him in an abdominal stretch. Wrenching it more by the second, Hall is in much agony. Austin stands on the apron without so much as a look of concern. Hennig shifts to a sleeper! Hall drops so a sitting posture and his eyes begin glazing over as he’s fading.
HALL’s down! Hennig screams for the ref to start dropping the arm, but the ref doesn’t budge but simply points. Hennig looks to find Hall’s arm has landed on the rope. Hennig stares on as Hall now grabs it out of desperation.
Hennig gets up and furiously stomps away at Hall. He turns to Austin and talks trash but Austin DECKS him in the face. Hennig stumbles about, dazed from the shot to the temple. Hall uses the rope to pull himself up and props himself in the corner. Hennig regains his composure and turns into a MASSIVE clothesline from Hall. Hall looks up to Austin, who shakes his head.
Hall picks Hennig up and yanks off a swinging neckbreaker. He rips off a couple more moves that focus on Hennig’s head, working that area over. As Hall attempts to do more damage, Hennig gets a leg up in a low blow. Hall falls to his knees as Hennig crawls over and tags in Sid. Sid comes in like a madhouse and hits a vicious powerslam on Hall. Sid whips Hall hard into the buckle, where Austin tags himself in and throws Hall to the outside.
Austin comes in and drops Sid with a kick to the midsection and a knee to the face. Austin connects with an elbow drop to the face. Austin gets up and clutches his ribs that Sid inflicted damage on earlier. Hall runs his mouth from the corner. Austin turns to him and they exchange words.
Austin turns around and Hennig pulls off the Perfect Plex … but he lands on Sid’s shoulders … Sid powerbombs him with Hennig helping pull Austin down. Sid goes for the cover. Hall doesn’t budge.
1… 2… AUSTIN GETS THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!
Sid gets up and shares a look with Hennig before Austin pulls himself up with the rope. Hennig charges at him but Austin pulls down the rope and Hennig tumbles awkwardly to the outside. Sid charges at Austin but the ref inadvertently steps in his path. Sid assaults the referee, CHOKESLAMMING him. Then he grabs Austin and powerbombs him again. Before he can get the pinfall, the bell RINGS!
Sid has been disqualified!
Your
WINNERS of the match,
Steve Austin and Scott Hall.
Sid is angry at the decision and the show comes to a close as Hall gets in the ring and stares down Sid.
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Quick ResultsBilly Kidman vs.
Desmond Wolfe ended in a no contest at 9:43
Lance Storm and Justin Credible defeated Psicosis and
Juventud Guerrera via pinfall at 12:26
Lacey and Rain defeated Lita and
Molly Holly via pinfall at 9:38
Scott Steiner defeated Booker T via submission at 14:10
Kevin Nash and
Sheamus defeated RVD and
Kurt Angle via pinfall at 15:49
Scott Hall and
Steve Austin defeated
Sid Vicious and Curt Hennig via Disqualification at 16:56
Confirmed Matches for SINSamoa Joe vs. Desmond Wolfe vs. Billy Kidman vs. RVD in a Fatal 4-Way for the World X-Division Tournament Finals spotConfirmed Card for Redefined
Scott Hall vs. Steve Austin to crown the first ever RCW World Heavyweight Champion
Sheamus vs. Randy OrtonLita vs. Molly Holly vs. Allison Danger vs. Lacey vs. Rain vs. Angelina Love in a Six Pack Challenge for the RCW Women's World Title
? Sucka!!!