After the pre-tape is shown of John Cena’s debut and challenge of The Rock, the cameras pan to the table with the “Rising” logo in the background. The camera pans up to show Jim Ross and co-host Jerry “The King” Lawler who has a bandage over the top of his head. Ross and Lawler build up the heinous attack on King last Friday night by the vicious LAX. They sell the fact that LAX and their actions are in no way condoned by anyone at the UWE, and the UWE is doing everything in their power to handle these problems with LAX. The hosts also build up and sell the fact that co host Michael Cole is still out of action, after the severe beating from now suspended wrestler, Taz. A video pops up on the screen recapping the Taz suspension by Mcmahon. The video also shows Mcmahon announcing that if either him or Sabu show up for a match, that it will not be sanctioned, and he’ll send them to jail. The video goes off, as the co hosts talk about the return of John Cena, and his challenge towards the current UWE World Heavyweight Champion, The Rock. Ross builds Cena up as the one man that The Rock has never beaten, and the best chance of putting on the brakes to The Rock. Lawler builds up the success and legendary status of The Rock, and his belief that John Cena will be just another man that The Rock takes out.
::Opening Match::
Normal Match
Non-Title
Abyss def. Delirious via Wild BombCLOSING MOMENTS:
Abyss has been in control for virtually the entire match, just making Delirious suffer through the many devastating power moves from Abyss. Delirious rises in pain, as Abyss picks Delirious up once again, and slams him down onto the hard mat with a butterfly suplex. Delirious tries rolling out of the ring, but he is brought back in by Abyss. Abyss then picks up Delirious into a Wild Bomb, slamming him down, and rolling him up into a pin. The referee makes the count, and thus deems Abyss the winner of the match. Commentary build up the strength in sadistic overtone of Abyss. They also build up the fact that Abyss is undefeated so far in the UWE, totally annihilating both opponents that he has faced. Abyss then gets in the corner of the ring and starts rocking back and forth in an Indian style position, as security come running down to carry him out of the arena.
-Commercial Break-::Special Guest:: UWE National Champion Buff "The Stuff" Bagwell And Candice MichelleAs the cameras pan up it shows Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler sitting at the table, hyping up the next guest. Ross announces that new UWE National Champion Buff Bagwell and his valet/girlfriend Candice Michaelle will be joining them at the Rising Roundtable. Lawler builds up Bagwell as the most resourceful man in professional wrestling today. Ross builds up Bagwell as a cheat who should not be the UWE National Champion, along with bashing his “Jezebel” girlfriend Candice Michelle. King in his usual “puppies!” tone, builds Candice up as the sexiest woman in the industry. Lawler sells the fact that Carlito fell short to Bagwell last week at Madness. Ross reminds Lawler and the viewers that Carlito had actually eliminated Bagwell, but because of Candice distracting the referee, he did not get the win. They bring out Buff Bagwell as he struts onto the stage with his girlfriend Candice Michelle. Bagwell who has a smile on his face continues to hype himself up in the camera as the “VERY FIRST UWE NATIONAL CHAMPION!”, while his valet/girlfriend Candice builds him up as well. Buff and Candice sit down and begin answering the very pro Carlito questions from Ross, and the very anti Carlito questions from Lawler. Bagwell cuts a promo that he is the very first UWE National Champion because he is the most capable and athletic man in all of sports entertainment today. Bagwell then goes on to talk about how Carlito weaseled his way into getting an undeserved rematch for the National title, and how each time that they are in a match together, Buff Bagwell comes out on top. Candice builds up her boyfriend by telling the viewers that everyone wishes that they could look as good as The Power Couple of 2010, UWE National Champion Buff “The Stuff” Bagwell and “The Sexiest Of Sex” Candice Michelle. Buff continues his anti Carlito promo, as he states that Carlito wishes that he had half the amount of talent that Buff Bagwell has, and how he has proved time and time again that he is the better man. Ross then begins to show a tape of Carlito eliminating Bagwell from the over the top rope battle royal this past Friday night. Both Bagwell and Candice disregard the video as an example of trickery video editing, that someone as dumb and as illiterate as most of the UWE fans wouldn’t be able to tell is real or fake. As Bagwell stands up he does his muscle poses for the camera, while Carlito comes walking onto the stage with an apple in his hand. Bagwell stops posing really quick and dead sets his eyes on Carlito, as Carlito gets face to face with him, with a smile on his face. Carlito tells Bagwell that it will be a pleasure to take that UWE National Championship from him in 5 days at Ultimate Revelation. Bagwell holds the National Championship high above both of their heads, and tells Carlito that he is going to have to take out the greatest champion in the history of this entire industry, Buff “The Stuff” Bagwell. Carlito smiles and tells Bagwell that he will make sure that Bagwell goes in the record books for one thing…and that is the shortest National Championship reign ever in history. Carlito begins throwing the apple up and down softly in the air, catching it with his right hand.
Buff BagwellOh so are you going to take that apple and try to spit it in my face Carlito? Huh?!
Carlito*smiles* No…why would I do that? Why would I spit this apple in your face? When I can just kiss your slut in front of your face!
All of a sudden Carlito grabs Candice and forces an extremely exaggerated kiss on Candice, while she screams. Carlito pulls himself off of Candice with force, as she throws her hands up at her mouth, screaming and crying. Bagwell then jumps to attack Carlito, but he is held back by security. Carlito slowly walks over to the restrained Bagwell, picks up the apple off the floor, takes a bite out of the apple, and spits it in the face of Bagwell.
CarlitoNow that…heh heh is cool.
Carlito walks off the set as Bagwell continues to stare Carlito down, yelling at him to just wait until this Sunday, just wait.
-Commercial Break-::Segment::As cameras come back from commercial, Jim Cornette is shown standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in his hand. Cornette playing to his extreme heat with the fans, tells the fans to shut up and let him begin to speak. Cornette goes on to cut a promo on Kazarian, talking about how he was blackmailed and forced into giving Kazarian the match with Matt Morgan at Ultimate Revelation. Cornette continues his spleel against Kazarian by calling him a fraud and a classless human being who has no honor or dignity of this sport. He continues his rant, telling Kazarian that he wants a chance to take the match back. The fans boo, as Cornette frowns and yells at them to speak only when they are told to. This generating more heat, Cornette tells Kazarian that he is challenging him to a match right here right now. The fans pop while Cornette continues his rant by saying that if he beats Kazarian tonight, then Morgan is out of the match at Ultimate Revelation. Kazarian’s face pops up on the titan tron, as he builds up to the fact that as much as he wants to fight Morgan at the PPV, he would love to have a one on one match with Cornette tonight. Cornette smiles at him and tells him to come out right now to face him. Kazarian nods yes and is shown running out of the screen shot. The fans still popping from the match request, get even louder as Kazarian’s music is heard blasting over the PA. About 30 seconds into the theme, Kazarian still hasn’t came out yet, and Cornette stands in the middle of the ring yelling and confused to what is going on. All of a sudden, Matt Morgan is shown being thrown out onto the stage tied up with rope around his arms/hands and a piece of duct tape over his mouth. Morgan with wide eyes is shown sitting up on his knees trying to scream through the duct tape. The fans start to chant for Kazarian, as Cornette jumps out of the ring and runs up the ramp towards Morgan. When Cornette finally gets up to Morgan, he rips off the duct tape and starts to untie Morgan’s arms from behind his back. Right then Kazarian is shown from the side driving a big huge brown truck onto the stage. Kazarian quickly jumps out of the truck, as Cornette and Morgan look at him with wide eyes in fear. Kazarian smiles and pulls out a hose, slamming his hand on the side of the truck that reads, “Nashville Sewage”. Cornette and Morgan try to high tail it, but before they can get very far, Kazarian pulls the hose back and starts showering them with feces and sewage. Cornette and Morgan start tripping and falling over the feces, as the fans pop and chant for the smiling and laughing Kazarian. After Kazarian is done, both Cornette and Morgan can’t stand up, as they try gasping for air and continue gagging. Kazarian walks over to the side of the stage and grabs a mic with a big smile on his face.
Frankie KazarianWell Cornette…I guess the both of you found out that you have stepped yourself in a whole lot of sh**! *laughing* See ya in 5 days Morgey!
Kazarian throws the microphone down and continues posing for the cheering crowd, while Morgan and Cornette still try making it up to their feet in a comedic slapstick humor kind of way.
-Commercial Break-::Second Match::
Normal Match
Non-Title
Diamond Dallas Page def. Joey Ryan via Diamond CutterCLOSING MOMENTS:
As Diamond Dallas Page and Joey Ryan go back and forth, Page starts to slowly get the upper hand on Ryan. Page hits Ryan with a rolling DDT, and quickly goes for the pin. The referee makes the count, but Ryan kicks out at 2. Page in shock jumps up real fast and starts to pick up Ryan once again. But right then Joey Ryan quickly reverses it, and irish whips Page to the ropes. As Page comes running off the ropes, he is met with a devastating big boot to the face by Joey Ryan. Ryan then starts taunting at the fans as he jumps up on the top rope. As Ryan jumps off the top rope in attempt of an elbow drop onto Page, Dallas quickly moves out of the way, causing Ryan to land on solid canvas. Page quickly gets up and picks Ryan up off of the mat. Page kicks Ryan in the gut and executes his signature Diamond Cutter on Ryan, laying him out. Page goes for the pin, the referee makes the count, and thus declares Diamond Dallas Page the winner. Page stands up slowly with his hand on his ribs, picking up and consoling Joey Ryan in the process. Page grabs a microphone real quick and builds up the newly debuted Joey Ryan to the fans as one of the greatest athletes that he has ever wrestled. The fans clap and cheer for Ryan and Page, when all of a sudden MVP pops up on the titan tron with a smug look on his face.
MVPOh Page Page Page.
FansBOOOOOO!
MVPI’m sorry to interrupt your little “touching moment” with your new best buddy. But I have something that I must let you know.
Page looks up with wide eyes at the titan tron and nods yes.
MVPSo, first off great job last week Page. Yeah great job last week. You did a real amazing job of cheating and conniving to make sure that Mr. Money In The Bank, Mr. 305, MVP wouldn’t become the very first UWE National Champion.
FansYEAHHHHH!
Page smiles and nods yes, continuing to look at the disgruntled MVP on the titan tron.
MVPOh I bet you feel like a really big man, don’t you Page? I bet you’re really happy about that, aren’t you?
Diamond Dallas Page*Nods* Yeah…uh huh. I actually am.
MVPWell, you betta understand something Mr. Diamond Dallas Page…no one. Nobody makes a fool out of The Main Event, Mr. Cash And Flow, MVP. Nobody. I had that match won last week! Was it not enough that I threw your little Andy Dick lookin’ ass over the top rope, that you have to come in and screw me over?! Huh?! Is that what you wanted?!
Diamond Dallas PageListen MVP…if you don’t have anything else to say, I suggest that you go back to your big black Lexu…oh wait I forgot. I took that out last week too. *laughing*
MVPYou think that’s funny?! That is a 75,000 dollar car! That is 75 G’s! That car was worth more than your paycheck for your whole entire life! I loved that car brotha. I did.
Diamond Dallas PageI know you did. Ha Ha!
MVPWell…that’s real funny, isn’t it?
Diamond Dallas PageOh yeah.
MVPHeh heh you know there is something else that is reallllyyyy funny too. This is just straight up hilarious.
Diamond Dallas PageOh yeah? And what’s that?
The camera slowly pans up as it shows MVP smiling outside of a hotel room door.
MVPIt’s really funny that you’re alllll the way out there in Nashville, Tennessee. And I’m here in lonely old Los Angeles, California. *laughing*
Diamond Dallas PageWhat the hell are you talking about MVP?!
MVPAnd it is really lonely here in Los Angeles, California, isn’t it Page? Ha ha!
The camera pans up to show “402” on the hotel door, as DDP starts flipping out in the ring and yelling at MVP.
DDPGet out of there right now!
MVPOh and doesn’t room 402 really just make you cringe inside your soul?
DDPLeave right now!
MVPWhat is that Page? Leave? Heh heh. Why would I leave Page? Hell like I said, you’re in Nashville, Tennessee, and I’m in lonely LA. I’m sure I’m not the only lonely one in LA.
MVP laughs as Page starts looking around frantically with wide eyes.
MVPDoes room 402 ring a bell for you, Diamond? Oh it does, does it! Hmmm…oh so you’re saying your wife Kimberly is in room 402? *laughing* Is that it?
DDPI swear to god MVP if you do anything to hurt her, I will…
MVPHurt her? Why would I hurt her DDP?
MVP takes a deep breath and licks his lips slowly.
MVPI would never hurt…such a beautiful, luscious, sexual woman like your wife Kimberly. Oh on the contrary, I’ll make sure that I take REAL good care of her while you’re gone Page.
DDPDon’t you touch her! Don’t you dare touch her!
MVPOh Page I don’t know if I’ll be able to help myself. When I go in there and run my big masculine hands on her long, sexy legs, I’m not gonna be able to help myself. I’m just going to…explode. Ha ha. I might even just explode all over her. Ha Ha!
DDPI swear I am going to beat you down from head to toe and make you scream in pain!
MVPOh that’s real funny, because I can just imagine your dear Miss Kimberly screaming in pleasure when MVP shows her who really brings in the big dough. Oh Kimberly, Kimberly! HA HA!
DDPGet out of there right now! Security! Security! Someone stop MVP right now! Come on!
MVPSecurity? *laughing* Did you forget already? We aren’t in Nashville, we’re in LA. 2500 miles away from you, and trust me by the time you get here…I’ll just be finishing up.
MVP laughs as he goes to walk into the hotel room door, as he does one last wave to the camera with a big smile on his face.
MVPI’ll make sure that I have a whole lot of fun with her Page. She’s in good hands…literally. *laughing* Ta ta Mr. Diamond.
As Page walks into the hotel room door, Page jumps out of the ring and storms up the ramp screaming for MVP and for someone to get him on the next private jet out of Nashville.
-Commercial Break-::Special Guest: Muhammad Hassan::Cameras come back to show a hype up video of Hassan and the havoc that he has reeked over the past few weeks. Clips are shown of Hassan beating Foley to a pulp and Hassan doing his Islamic poses, screaming up at the ceiling. After the hype up video is over, the cameras pan up to show Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler sitting at the table. Both hosts build up Hassan as ruthless and the most powerful force in the UWE, and the disrespect that he has shown every one not just in this company, but through out the entire country. Ross tells the viewers that it is an embarrassment and disgrace to have Hassan working for the UWE, and that UWE officials should do the only right thing, and fire Muhammad Hassan. Right then “Aliyeyah” blasts on the stage, as Hassan comes out in his typical Islamic garb, posing for the camera and doing his usual poses. Hassan sits down and tells Ross that Hassan isn’t an embarrassment on the company, but he is trying to open the eyes of the close minded Americans. Hassan explains that it is that American superiority attitude that causes America to be the most hated nation in the world, and Hassan is only here to show America their flaws. Hassan then starts answering Ross and Lawler’s questions by cutting his typical Hassan like promo, talking about how he was just like everyone else in this country. He was the next door neighbor playing basketball with the kids on the cul de sac. But after 9/11 everything changed for him, and he was thought of as an outsider by the racist American people. Hassan goes on his typical rant against Mick Foley, saying that whether he is coming to Ultimate Revelation as Mick Foley or Cactus Jack, that he will take it upon himself to destroy the legend of Mick Foley. Hassan then stands up and tells Ross and Lawler to hold on just one second for a special surprise. Hassan stands up and pulls out an American flag out of his pocket and lays it on the floor of the panel. Ross and Lawler both stand up trying to get Hassan to sit back down, confused as to what he is going to do. Hassan pulls out a lighter and starts to talk about how he is going to publicly light the American flag on fire, to show some of that same destruction and pain that America has thrown on every other country since it’s genesis. Lawler and Ross try to calm down Hassan, as Hassan pulls down on the lighter and continues to cut a very Anti-American promo, screaming at the camera.
Muhammad HassanTHIS IS FOR EVERY YOUNG ISLAMIC FUNDAMENTALIST REVOLUTIONARY WHO HAS BEEN STRUCK DOWN BY THE AMERICAN PIGS! THIS IS FOR EVERY MOTHER AND CHILD WHO HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY THIS SADISTIC REGIME! THIS IS FOR EVERY SINGLE INNOCENT HUMAN BEING WERE LEFT OUT TO THE SLAUGHTER, JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T AGREE WITH THIS TOTALITARIANISTIC POLICIES! THE AMERICAN PIGS WILL BE THROWN OUT TO SLAUGHTER! THIS IS FOR YOU AMERICA!
Hassan picks the US flag up and goes to light it on fire, but right before he can set the flame on the flag, Cactus Jack comes running on the screen shot with a 2x4 in his hand wrapped in barbed wire. Cactus comes running at Hassan, slamming him in the face with it, as Hassan falls over the top of the table. Cactus continues pounding away on Hassan with the barbed wire 2x4, while Hassan’s entire face fills with blood. Cactus gets up and starts posing for the camera in his usual insane/mad man like persona.
Cactus JackThis Sunday night will be the damnest thing that you’ve ever seen Hassan! Cactus Jack is starting the massacre, and Cactus Jack will be the one to finish it! Bang Bang! HA HA HA!
The camera zooms into the crazed eyes of Cactus Jack, as they fade.
-Commercial Break-Cameras come back from commercial to hear “OHHHHHHHHH FUNKKKKK FLASH” blast over the PA, as the fans go into a riotous set of cheers. 2 Cold Scorpio along with his partner come dancing through the curtain with Scorpio holding a microphone in his hand. The entire way down, Scorpio promos on the mic with his “Funk Flash” spleel.
2 Cold ScorpioOHHHHHH FUNKKKKK FLASHHH! WHERE WE AT?! RIGHT HURRRRR!
Scorpio and D’LO hop into the ring and do their dancing fan favorite poses to the cheering fans. As the music comes to a halt, Scorpio begins to cut his promo along with D’LO.
2 Cold ScorpioNashville, what is up?!
FansYEAHHHHH!
2 Cold Scorpio runs over to the top rope, jumping on top of it, hyping the fans up even more.
2 Cold ScorpioI SAID! NASHVILLE! WHAT IS UP IN THIS BITCH?!?
FansYEAHHHHH!
Scorpio quickly jumps down from off the top rope.
2 Cold ScorpioLet me just say this. I have one question to ask all of you people out there tonight. Are you ready?!
FansYEAHHHHH!
D’LO*Grabs the microphone real quick* I’M READY! LET’S DO THIS! I’M READY!
2 Cold ScorpioOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE THE PARTY AT?!?
FansRight Hurrrr!
D’LORight Where?!
FansRight Hurrrr!
2 Cold ScorpioOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Funk Flash/FansGETTT CRUNKKK!
As Funk Flash get their cheap pop in for the night, The Bashams music is heard across the entire arena, as the fans immediately switch to a unison of boos. The Bashams make their way down to the ring, sliding into the ring, as commentary build up the UWE tag team title match in 5 days at Ultimate Revelation. Commentary sell The Bashams as one of the hottest teams in sports entertainment today. As The Bashams slide in the ring, The Dudley Boyz music blasts over the PA, while the fans scream and start chanting for them. The Dudley Boyz come through the curtain holding both titles, walking over to the commentary booth and putting on a pair of head sets. Through out the match The Dudley’s build up the big title match, saying that it is about time that someone finally shuts up The Bashams.
::Main Event::
Normal Match
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Funk Flash def. The Bashams via Lo DownCLOSING MOMENTS:
The match has been pretty dead even, as after each successful spot from The Bashams, they walk over to the ropes and taunt at the Dudley’s who are still sitting at the commentary booth with headsets on. Doug Basham then goes to pick up D‘LO, but as he picks D’LO up, he slams him down with a snap suplex. Doug quickly goes for the pin, but it is interrupted by 2 Cold Scorpio abruptly. Danny Basham runs over and slams both 2 Cold Scorpio and the referee with a flying clothesline, while the fans boo. Doug Basham quickly walks over to the ropes and starts taunting at The Dudley’s once again, until Danny Basham runs over to them and slams them both with big boots to the head. All of a sudden, The Dudleys jump up and slam Danny Basham in the face with a television monitor, as the fans pop. While Doug Basham is at the ropes yelling for the Dudley’s to stop, The Dudley’s taunt at Doug Basham to get out of the ring and fight them. Right then, D’LO jumps up and runs at Doug Basham, slamming him down with a double arm bulldog. The fans jump up into cheering and mixed chants of “Dudleys Dudleys Dudleys!” and “Funk Flash Funk Flash Funk Flash”. D’LO runs over to the top rope, jumping up on the turnbuckle, and jumping off landing his signature Lo’Down onto the laid out body of Doug Basham. D’LO goes for the cover, as the referee inches over to them and makes the count. Funk Flash are announced the winners and given a win in their debut match in the UWE, as the fans pop. The Dudley’s stand on the outside of the ring smiling at the irate Bashams in the middle of the ring, while Funk Flash dances while going up the ramp.
-Commercial Break-::Segment::Diamond Dallas Page is shown running out onto the UWE private jet air strip on the roof of the building. As the flight attendants stand there in confusion, Page runs at them and starts yelling at them to take him to LA right now. The flight attendants calmly tell Page that the flight isn’t scheduled and they aren’t authorized to take the plane off until after the show. Page gets in their faces, screaming that MVP is going to hurt his wife and that he has to get to LA right now, and that it is urgent. As the flight attendant goes to walk away, Page darts at the jet to jump inside. Page runs up the stairs, when all of a sudden the door flies open, slamming Page in the face and off the steps. MVP then slowly walks down the steps of the jet and starts kicking at the body of Page.
MVPYeah you wanna mess with my business Page?! Huh?! Do you wanna mess with my title shot?! Come on Page! Get up!
MVP continues his assault on Page by slamming his leg up viciously against the steel steps of the private jet.
DDPYou’re a dead man MVP!
MVPI’m a what?! I didn’t quite hear you trick!
MVP kicks DDP in the face once again.
MVPListen! Don’t get involved in my business! Ya hear me Page?! Stay out of my way, because I promise that I will drop your Andy Dick lookin’ ass! Ya hear me?!
DDPGo to hell MVP!
MVPOh I will, but I’m taking you there with me!
MVP then picks up Page and slams his face through the window glass of the private jet, while Page falls down to the cement. MVP gets down next to Page’s body and whispers in his ear.
MVPListen..it’s real simple. You get involved in my business, and you get dropped. Let this be a valuable lesson to you Mr. Page. Oh…and if you have any problems remembering this…just ask your precious wife Kimberly. I’m sure she’ll remember. Ha ha! See ya on Sunday Diamond Dallas.
MVP gets up from the bloodied and beaten down body of DDP and walks away.
-Commercial Break-::Special Guest The Rock/Cena Debate::The cameras pan to show Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler sitting at the table, awaiting the final special guest for the evening. The hosts build the main event for Ultimate Revelation as the biggest match in the history of our industry. Ross continues to hit on that The Rock has never beat nor faced John Cena, while Lawler continues to build John Cena up as just merely hype.
Jim RossSo without further a due, let me introduce you all to the challenger for the UWE World Heavyweight Championship. Here is The Doctor Of Thuganomics and the number one contender, John Cena!
John Cena comes out doing his typical Cena like poses towards the camera. John shakes the hand of Jim Ross, and tries to shake the hand of Lawler, but Lawler pulls back. Lawler then stands up and introduces The Rock to come out. The Rock comes walking onto the set with the UWE World Heavyweight title resting tightly in his hands. The Rock walks over to the camera and smugly looks at it.
The RockThe Rock is going to Ultimate Revelation as the World Heavyweight Champ, and The Great One will leave Ultimate Revelation as the damn World Heavyweight Champ. The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment. The Rock is The Great One. John Cena wishes that he had one ounce of the amount of charisma that The Corporate Champion has. Just one ounce. Take a good look at the most successful wrestler in the history of this industry. Take a good look. Ha ha!
The Rock sits down in his chair with locked eyes on John Cena, as Cena sits there with a smirk on his face, not taking his eyes off The Rock. The Rock stands up abruptly from his chair and points his finger at John Cena in anger.
The RockListen jabroni The Rock doesn’t have any problem starting this fight right now! We don’t have to wait until this Sunday.
Ross stands up and tries to calm The Rock down, as Cena just smiles up at The Rock.
The RockDon’t you give me that look jabroni! The Rock will slap that grin right off your big ugly face! Don’t look at The Great One like that!
The Rock slowly sits down, still bad mouthing the smiling John Cena.
Jim Ross:Now, let’s all just calm down right now. You guys will have your chance to tear into each other in 5 days at Ultimate Revelation.
Jerry LawlerMore like The Rock will have his chance to tear into John Cena in 5 days! Don’t let him look at you like that Rock!
Jim RossKing! King! Be quiet so we can get on with this special interview.
Jerry LawlerOkay okay, go on JR.
Jim RossFirst off, I want to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedules to be here in this special interview on Rising. Thank you in advance to your professionalism in this interview. We’re here to talk about this Sunday at Ultimate Revelation. We’re here to talk about you Rock defending your UWE World Heavyweight Championship against the number one contender John Cena. But before we do, it has already been announced that this Friday night on Madness that John Cena is in a handicap match against The Bashams. Now I have to ask you this John, do you think that The Rock had anything to do with Mr. Mcmahon setting up that handicap match for this Friday night?
John CenaWell, of course I..
The RockWhoa whoa whoa! Shut up jabroni! Where do you get off asking a question like that?
Jim RossWell I..
The RockNo shut up. Listen listen. The Rock doesn’t have to get anyone to fight his battles for him. If The Rock wanted to take out that roody poo candy ass sitting over there, all The Rock would have to do is get up and lay the smack down on him right here right now. So, no to answer your question…The Rock did not set up that handicap match with John Cena and The Bashams. The Rock could really careless what The Bashams do with John Cena this Friday night.
Jim RossYeah but are you saying that you had no pull in Mr. Mcmahon setting up this handicap match for John Cena just two days before your big title bout with him at Ultimate Revelation?
The RockNo no no. The Rock doesn’t need John Cena to be beaten up on Sunday. The Rock will bring it no matter what condition John Cena is in. The Great One doesn’t need Mr. Mcmahon and The Bashams to beat down John Cena for The Rock. Trust me, this Sunday night The Rock will be doing enough of that against John Cena himself.
John CenaWell, Rock I don’t think he asked you what you thought of that. But JR if you’re asking me if I think The Rock is scared to face John Cena…
The Rock stands up from his seat.
The RockHey hey The Rock isn’t scared of anybody. Are you calling The Rock scared?
Jim RossEasy easy Rock. Calm down. Easy Rock.
The RockNo no, The Rock just asked him a question. Now answer it jabroni. Are you calling The Rock scared?
John CenaDo I think you don’t want John Cena going in to Ultimate Revelation 100 percent, so you set up this little handicap match? I don’t know Rock. But do I think that you’re scared to face John Cena, because you know that you have never faced a man like John Cena? Oh hell yeah Rock. Hell yeah. I know that you are scared to face a man like John Cena, because you have no idea what John Cena is capable of. And you’re scared because you think you might just get surprised this Sunday night.
The RockOh is that right?
John CenaYeah that’s right. That’s right Rock.
Cena stands up and gets face to face with The Rock, as JR tries to calm them down.
Jim RossEasy guys! Easy! This is just an interview!
Jerry LawlerLet em fight JR!
Jim RossNo! This is just an interview! Sit down guys. Come on sit down!
The RockThe Corporate Champ doesn’t need this right now.
Jim RossNow moving on to another subject. Ultimate Revelation, this Sunday. This is without a doubt the most eagerly anticipated wrestling match in the history of this business. This is certainly the biggest wrestling match in the history of this business as well. What does John Cena, the challenger and number one contender, what does the World Heavyweight Championship as a professional, what does it mean to you to be the World Heavyweight Champion? What does that title mean to you?
John CenaWell being the World Heavyweight Champion, solidifies the fact that you are at the mountain top. It solidifies the fact that you’ve grabbed that brass ring. It’s something that I only thought I could dream of when I was watching the guys like Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes carry around that label as the world champion. It’s something that I dreamt of when I was a little kid and had no idea that in just 20 or 30 years that I would come to this. It’s something that I’ve worked very hard for ever since I first broke into this business and all the way up until now. That championship is the reason that I got in this business, and have stayed in this business. That’s the reason that I am here. So being the World Heavyweight Champion, solidifies the fact that you are the absolute best in this industry. And I know for a fact that the World Heavyweight Championship and that title belongs around the waist of John Cena.
Jim RossRock, you talked previously about how you have done it all in this business and how you alone have revolutionized this entire industry. And even though we may not see eye to eye on most things, I will agree that you have done tremendously in this business, and you are indeed a legend.
The RockYou’re damn right.
Jim RossYou talked about how you’ve went through every barrier that has ever been throw into your way. How do you feel about going into Ultimate Revelation with a big bullseye on your back, and one of the very few men in this industry who you haven’t beaten nor even faced?
The RockWell, when you want to think about it. Who has The Rock beaten? The Rock has beaten Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Undertaker, Triple H, Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan, the list goes on and on. Every single one of the greats who have came through that back locker room and challenged The Rock, The Rock has completely taken them out. When I look at a guy like John Cena, The Rock knows for a fact that John Cena is not a legend. Nor will he ever be a legend. He’s just one of the same. He’s nothing more than hype. He’s nothing more than any other guy who walked through that curtain thinking he was the next big thing. Well, The Rock is not the next big thing, The Rock is the big thing. And John Cena just like all the others will find out real quick why you don’t mess with The Brahma Bull. Cena is nothing. Just another jabroni, just another candy ass that The Rock will have to take out. And trust me, The Rock will take John Cena right down to Know Your Role Boulevard, take a left down at Jabroni Drive, check right in to the Smackdown Hotel, and prove to him just why they call The Rock...The Great One. The Rock may have a big target on his back right now, but Cena nor anybody is going to be getting a bullseye on this World Heavyweight title anytime soon.
Jim RossOkay fair enough. It certainly seems to me, and it’s not degrading the World Heavyweight title by any means. Because that’s it. Anybody that passes through the doors of the UWE, should have one thing in mind, and that’s becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. But it seems to me, that because of the circumstances surrounding this feud, that it’s heightened a lot of the personal animosity and personal issues going into this fight on Sunday.
The RockThe Rock doesn’t like the tone of your voice when your bringing up my name. You might want to take a little bass out of your voice.
John CenaWell I might not.
Cena acts as if he is going to stand up, but The Rock continues talking and Cena rests back into his seat.
The RockThe Rock is going to cut you off right now. The fact is, The Rock has this World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. And whether you want it or not, whether you’re up on you A-game or not, The Rock is going to be keeping this title around his waist. And there isn’t anything that you or all of these fat jabroni’s in your “Cena Nation” can do about it. And enough said about that.
Jim RossPeople are wondering about this animosity. Do you hate each other? Or personally what do you think of this man? He is the number one contender. Personally, as a human being.
The RockPersonally, what I think about this jabroni?
Jim RossYeah!
The RockI don’t think about this jabroni over here. The Rock is a superstar, The Rock is an icon in not just this business, but the entire world. People walk down the street and know just who The Rock is. People who have no idea about wrestling or sports entertainment, know who The Rock is, just by saying his name. People don’t know that about John Cena. Wrestling fans don’t even know that about John Cena. Which is what The Rock is getting at. John Cena is nothing but hype. The Rock is a legend and an icon, Cena is a fly by night joke. He’s not an icon. He’s not a legend. He’s not a superstar. Hell he’s not even a star. He’s just a jabroni fluke who should take his ball and go back to wherever the hell he came from. Preferably the trailer park that he’s accustomed to. But does The Rock personally care about this jabroni? Hell no. He’s not even in the same league as The Great One. The Rock doesn’t care to even think about this piece of trailer park trash. So to answer your question, no.
Jim RossAnd what about you John Cena? Do you personally have any animosity towards The Rock? Or your thoughts on The Rock?
John CenaYou know, it’s no mystery. There is no mystery about how John Cena feels about The Rock. And there is no mystery about how The Rock feels about John Cena. The fact of the matter is this, professionally John Cena has a load of respect for The Rock.
The RockYou should jabroni…
John CenaI’m not taking anything away from The Rock. He’s a legend in this business, and he is at the top of the food chain right now. He’s the guy to beat. So, I do have a lot of respect for The Rock. But personally. Personally does John Cena have any regard for The Rock? Well, let’s just put it like this. You sit there with that title snug in your hands, and you try to put up this front that you’re not scared or concerned about your match with John Cena this Sunday night. And you try to hold that in because you don’t want all these people to see you as the coward that you are.
Cena leans in closer to The Rock and looks him dead set in the eyes.
John CenaBut I know it, and all of these people out here in Cena Nation know that you are scared to go one on one with John Cena this Sunday night for that title right there. You’re scared because you think in that head of yours that you may lose that title. You may lose that title to the one man that you have never beaten in this entire industry. You sit there and flap your gums about how you’re a superstar and an icon in this business, and how John Cena isn‘t. And I’m not saying that you aren’t one. But let me make one thing perfectly clear Rock. I didn’t get in this business to be a superstar or an icon. I got in this business to become the absolute best, and hold that World Heavyweight Championship around this waist. And between me and everyone in Cena Nation, we will be going into this title match with all guns blazing. We will be bringing that title home to Cena Nation. And whether you want to admit it or not Rock, you know that. And whether you want to admit it or not Rock, you’re scared of that. Because you know that there is a very very good chance that it may happen in five days at Ultimate Revelation.
The RockThe Rock is trying to be a pro over here, but that won’t last long if jabronis like you don’t know their role and shut their mouths! Scared of Cena Nation? Give me a break. The Rock will be walking into that ring this Sunday night with this title held high up in the air. And with your Cena Nation or not, The Rock will be landing the Rock Bottom. The Rock will be landing The Corporate Elbow. The Rock will be making the pin. And The Rock will be leaving Cincinnati, Ohio holding that title high up in the air, with his sized 14 black boot shoved right up Cena Nation’s roody poo candy ass! If you smell what The Rock is cookin!
Jim RossLet me ask another question. As the challenge, the onus is going to be on you Cena at the US Bank Arena. We’re looking at one fall, 60 minute time limit. He’s the World Heavyweight Champion. He doesn’t have to beat you. But you damn sure gotta beat him. Strategically does that change game plans or mind set, or is it still full speed ahead?
John CenaIt’s definitely full speed ahead. It’s always full speed ahead with John Cena. Because when I get in there with The Rock at the US Bank Arena, 40,000 screaming fans watching every single move that happens in that ring. Yeah I’ve gotta beat that man. I’ve never wrestled an hour in my life. But if that is what it takes to get the job done, then that’s exactly what I’ll do. My strategy is to go in there and do whatever it takes to beat The Rock. 1-2-3 to become the UWE World Heavyweight Champion.
The RockOh keep dreamin jabroni. Keep dreamin.
Cena stands up abruptly, throwing his chair to the side, along with The Rock. They get face to face again with each other.
John CenaOh I’m dreamin’?
The RockYou’re damn right you’re dreamin’. This belt belongs to The Great One. It’s not goin anywhere.
John CenaOh it’s going somewhere alright…it’s going right around the waist of Cena Nation.
The RockBring your Cena Nation, I’ll whupp all your candy asses!
John CenaOh we’ll definitely bring it. You used to have that little shirt that said “Just Bring It”. Well, Rock we will bring it. I just hope that you’re ready for it.
The RockOh The Rock will be damn ready for it.
John CenaOh is that right?
The RockThat is right jabroni!
The Rock holds up his title, as the camera shows Cena and Rock with the title between them, while all in the same shot.
John CenaThis Sunday night. First time in history. The Rock and John Cena for the UWE World Heavyweight Championship. One win or one loss. It takes just three seconds to win or lose. Three seconds to keep that title or lose that title. Three seconds to be the legend, or the hype. Three seconds to prove who is the absolute best ever! 3 seconds. 1.
Cena rares back and slaps The Rock in the face swiftly, as they get face to face once again.
John Cena2...
The Rock rares back and slaps John Cena in the face real quick.
The Rock*Whispers* 3.
The Rock and John Cena stare each other down until cameras fade.
-End Of Show-
