Post by Vince Russo on May 24, 2010 22:15:19 GMT -5
May 23rd
Pittsburgh, PA
[We open up the show live just an hour before the Redefined PPV]
:: Opening Match ::
“The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels and Senshi vs. Juventud Guerrera and Psicosis
Juvi climbs the turnbuckle flies off with 450! But Daniels moves out of the way… Daniels drops Juvi into the mat with a Uranage. Daniels immediate follows up with a double spring moonsault off the turnbuckle he calls the Best Moonsault Ever! Senshi flies off the other turnbuckle with a WARRIOR’S WAY foot stomp that lands dead on Juvi. Daniels slingshots to the outside to take out Psicosis as Senshi makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your WINNERS of the match, Christopher Daniels and Senshi.
:: 2nd Match ::
14-Vixen Reverse Battle Royal
The first six Vixens to enter the ring will win the match and go on to the PPV to fight for the Vixen’s Championship
All chaos breaks loose as the Vixens scratch, claw and fight their way into the ring…
Molly Holly grabs Serena drives her back first into the steel steps before quickly sliding into the ring --
First WINNER of the match, Molly Holly.
Allison Danger tries to scurry into the ring but Lita pulls her out and runs into the ring --
Second WINNER of the match, Lita.
Lacey and Rain battle with the Canadian NINJAS to get in the ring. While they’re distracted, Agelina Love ducks through them and slides into the ring --
Third WINNER of the match, Angelina Love.
Sky and Lane jump the Ninjas and help the Crew beat them down but they double cross them slam them into the turnbuckle from behind before both slide into the ring --
Fourth and Fifth WINNERS, Lacey and Rain.
Hamada and Wilde try to get in the ring but the NINJAS block their path. Sarah Stock runs up the stairs to jump through the ropes but Velvet Sky trips on the apron and when Sky isn’t looking, Ashely glides into the ring --
Sixth and FINAL WINNER of the match, Ashley Lane (Madison Rayne in TNA).
Tony Schiavone
With all the interference in the Extreme title tournament. Both Helms and Kidman pulled out of the tournament as well as Justin Credible so they can concentrate on their matches on the PPV tonight.
Mike Tenay
So tonight we’re going to see two men who have already lost in the tournament who are getting a second chance to face RVD tonight on PPV for the Extreme title.
JBL
Who ever wins here caught a lucky break.
:: Main Event ::
Second Chance Extreme Title Tournament Match
Juventud Guerrera vs. Yoshihiro Tajiri
Tajiri fires at Juvi with a buzz saw kick but Juvi ducks and grabs Tajiri with JUVI DRIVER, planting him into the mat! Juvi climbs the turnbuckle but RAVEN out of nowhere pushes Juvi off the turnbuckle.
Raven picks Tajiri up into a DDT and plants him into the mat with the RAVEN EFFECT!
Match declared a NO CONTEST
Raven asks for a microphone.
Raven
For two weeks now I have interrupted matches here in RCW without saying a word and now it’s time I quantify you with some answers.
It appalls me that these spot monkeys have the audacity to claim anything they’ve ever done in their life even remotely qualifies as Extreme. There isn’t going to be an Extreme title tournament as long as you continue to book these ignoramuses that wouldn’t know hardcore if it was it smacked them in the face.
Quote the Raven… nevermore!
Vince Russo comes out with a mic in hand.
Vice Russo
I don’t know who you think you are Raven. You’ve been nothing but a pain in my ass since the first moment I had the pleasure of working with you. For once, I don’t work with you and you can’t just jump the guardrails and interject yourself in matches when you don’t in fact don’t work here. Security escort the Scott Levy out of the building.
Raven
Not so fast Russo. [Raven pulls something out of his pocket]
I have here in my hand a signed contract that says I am an employee of Real Championship Wrestling. It also says that I wrestle when I want, where I want, who I want, and how I want.
Vince Russo
I don’t know how you got that contract but I’m not going to let you walk over RCW like you have everywhere else you’ve worked.
Raven
It’s iron clad.
Vince Russo
We’ll see about that Scotty. But for now you’ve left me without a match for the Extreme championship so this is what we’re going to do. We’re going to see Rob Van Dam vs. Raven --
Raven
Rob Van Dam, what a joke, you mind as well hand me the championship --
Vince Russo
I’m not finished… It’ll be Scotty vs. Van Dam vs….
Tommy Dreamer!
vs…. Jerry Lynn --
in an Extreme Scramble Match!
Raven
I will walk out of Redefined as your Extreme Champion, Quote the Raven… nevermore.
The show comes to a close as Raven sticks his hands in his signature pose.
