Post by Vince Russo on May 3, 2010 18:58:08 GMT -5
[Eric Bischoff and Vince Russo are in the ring to kick off Monday Night Sin]
Eric Bischoff
We wanted to welcome all of you to the premier edition of Monday Night Sin!
Vince Russo
This will be the dawn of a new era in wrestling. We will allow the talent of the performers do the decisions of who gets over and no more backstage positions. This is a fresh start for us all. We are going to provide you with the best in-ring wrestling and the absolute best entertain product in the world going today, bar none!
Eric Bischoff
We’re aren’t going to bullshit the fans with champions that are handed their titles either. All championships are up in championship tournaments. The only exception is for the World Heavyweight Title where the two participants will be decided in a gauntlet battle royal where Everyone on the roster and I do mean everyone is eligible for the match.
Vince Russo
Enough of this bullshit chatter, let’s kick things off with the first match of the night!
Sheamus comes out with a mic in hand.
Sheamus
You say this is a fresh start where everyone can get ahead but you book me in some kind of bullshit battle royal and you have in the opening match of the night. I am your strongest commodity and I should be saved for the main events.
Randy Orton interrupts Sheamus.
Randy Orton
Would you please shut the hell up. I’m sick of hearing it. We’re all in this battle royal for the title and if you think you’re getting past me, you’ve got another thing coming. I’m winning the battle royal and going onto become the first ever RCW Champion at Redefined.
Scott Hall’s music interrupts Randy Orton as he comes down through the crowd.
Scott Hall
Hey Yo! All I ever hear is I should be here and I shouldn’t have to compete in this match. Would you quit crying already. I had to compete in this kind of match before and it was no big deal maing. You two can shoot the shit all you want to over who’ll the second man to win the battle royal tonight because the man who’s sexier than ten movie stars is walking in Redefined as a challenge and I’m walking out the World Champion. If you don’t like it, don’t sing it, bring it.
:: Opening Match ::
RCW World TV Title Tournament
Sheamus vs. Ted DiBiase, Jr.
After a strong back and forth contest, Sheamus begins taking control of the match. Sheamus looks to put DiBiase away with the Pale Justice but DiBiase slides down his back. DiBiase attempts Dream Street but Sheamus counters DiBiase, throwing him over his shoulder. DiBiase turns around and is caught with the uranage backbreaker. Sheamus goes for the pin, 1... 2, kick out. Sheamus sets up for the dreaded bicycle kick when he notices Randy Orton standing on the ramp. Sheamus screams at Orton to watch what he does to his former protégé. -- Suddenly DiBiase rolls up Sheamus for a cover, 1... 2... 3! Upset victory!
Your WINNER of the match, Ted DiBiase, Jr.
Shane makes his way to the ring and ask for a microphone.
Shane Helms
Before I get to my match tonight, I letting you all know that I’m not the Hurricane nor am I Gregory Helms, the jobber you all remember… I am Shane Helms and you better all remember that name as I’m the greatest in-ring performer you will see come through this brand. The guys running this place have no faith in me but I have all the time in the world to show you the greatness that is Shane Helms!
:: 2nd Match ::
RCW World X-Division Title Tournament
Shane Helms vs. Chavo Guerrero, Jr.
A fast paced match with many near falls… Chavo Guerrero has Helms up for a suplex but Helms slides out of it. Helms grabs Chavo into a Nightmare on Helms Street but Chavo counters, pushing Helms into the corner turnbuckle. Chavo sets him up for his tornado DDT but Helms throws him off and Chavo lands flat on his stomach. Helms stalks Chavo as he slowly gets to his knees when Helms flies out of the corner with a SHINING WIZARD! Helms makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your WINNER of the match, Shane Helms.
[We go to break and come back for the next match]
:: 3rd Match ::
RCW Extreme Wrestling Title Tournament
Justin Credible vs. Lance Storm
A great scientific match despite being for the Extreme Wrestling title. Weapons don’t come into play ‘til late in the game…. Lance and Justin take the fight outside. Justin goes for a whip into the guardrail but Lance counters into a whip of his own and Justin crashes into the guardrail. Justin fires back with a knife edge chop. Justin slams Lance head first into the outside turnbuckle and throws him back into the ring. Justin reaches under the ring for a steel chair and finds one. Justin gets in the ring with the chair but is caught with a super kick, planting the chair in his face. Lance goes for a cover, 1... 2, kick out. Lance picks Justin and whips him into the corner but Justin fires off the ropes and plants Lance down with spinning face first DDT. Justin gets in the corner and winds up the band, super kick but Land ducks and fires back with yet another super kick on Justin! Lance doesn’t go for the cover instead he climbs the turnbuckle. Justin gets to his feet but as Lance fires off the top, Justin grabs the steel chair and cracks Lance midair with it! Justin picks up Lance for a THAT’S INCREDIBLE and plants Lance into the mat with it! Justin makes the cover, 1... 2... KICK OUT!!! Lance gets to his feet… Justin gets angry and stomps his feet for another super kick attempt. Justin fires at Lance with his left foot but Lance grabs his foot and counters into the MAPLE LEAF SINGLE LEG CRAB! Justin fights not to tap out and manages to get to the ropes. Lance grabs Justin and attempts a piledriver but Justin back body drops Lance. Justin goes for the super kick again but this time he CONNECTS! Justin motions that it’s over… he picks up Lance for another That’s Incredible but this time, plants him right onto the CHAIR! Justin makes the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your WINNER of the match, Justin Credible.
Justin demands a microphone
Justin Credible
I just want it to be known that this man and I just put on a hell of a classic in this ring and what it is it going to get us? I piss poor spot on the bottom of this fucking companies card. This man and I have been up and down the road for over fifteen years busting our asses. It’s time to stand up and take what’s fucking ours. Lance, I know we have our history but I think it’s time we put an end to bad blood and start making an Impact! [Lance grabs the microphone]
Lance Storm
Now, that my friends is not just the coolest…
Justin Credible
That my friends is not just the best
Lance Storm
That my friends is from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!
Justin Credible
And that my friends is just incredible!
Lance Storm
That is how you make an Impact!
Lance Storm does squats down wit hone leg extended while Justin motions behind him with his hands going up and down.
[We’re in the back with Bischoff and Russo]
Vince Russo
I told you from the very beginning if I got into the is company with you, you weren’t going to just push your friends…
Eric Bischoff
Remember who you’re talking to Russo.
Russo notices the camera.
Vince Russo
Get out of here… this is a private conversation.
[We return to the ring for the next match]
:: 4th Match ::
RCW World Tag Team Title Tournament
Booker T and Scott Steiner vs. Samoa Joe and Desmond Wolfe
Not a technical match by any means but a heavily fought contest with many great spots… Booker T is working over Wolfe’s arm before planting him with a hooked heel kick. Booker makes the cover but Wolfe kicks out at 1. Booker picks Wolfe up and lays in a good knee to the midsection before applying an abdominal stretch. After a few minutes in the stretch, Wolfe hip checks Booker off the hold. Wolfe fires back with a strong lariat. Wolfe Irish whips Booker into the ropes and prepares for a back body drop but Booker clubs Wolfe and bounces off the ropes for an Axe Kick but Wolfe moves out of the way. Wolfe attempts another clothesline but Booker ducks and fires back with a jumping leg lariat. Booker picks Wolfe up and whips him into the ropes but Wolfe falls through the ropes while remaining a hold of the ropes and after swinging but into the ring fires back with his signature JAWBREAKER LARIAT! Wolfe’s too exhausted to make a cover. Both slowly inch their way to their tag team partners, tags successful! In comes Joe and Steiner! Steiner goes to clothesline Joe but Joe grabs Steiner into an overhead t-bone suplex. Booker T gets back in the ring and tries to put Joe down with a jumping side kick but Joe catches him midair and slams him down with a uranage. Joe bounces off the ropes and catches Steiner with a jumping yakuza kick. Wolfe blind tags Joe! Joe gets pissed and fires in a fury of back fists on Wolfe before putting him down with a 180 degree turn jumping enzuigiri. Joe sees Steiner and whips him into the corner turnbuckle before planting him into the MUSCLE BUSTER! Joe slams Steiner down! Wolfe crawls towards Steiner and Joe grabs Wolfe and places him into a KOKINA CLUTCH! Wolfe is tapping out but there’s nothing the referee can do. Wolfe passes out and Joe leaves the ring surveying the damage he’s inflicted. Booker T tags himself in and slowly inches towards Wolfe to make the cover, 1... 2... 3!
Your WINNERS of the match, Booker T and Scott Steiner.
[We’re in the back with RVD and Pamela Paulshock]
Pamela Paulshock
Rob, I just wanted to ask you a few questions before your big match tonight if I could.
RVD
You can ask me anything Pamela.
Pamela Paulshock
First, how are you doing tonight?
RVD
You know me, I’m cool as a cucumber.
Pamela Paulshock
Now, earlier we had a drawing for the now moments away gauntlet battle royal and you drew number one. Your thoughts and strategy going into this as the first participant?
RVD
Do I look worried?
Pamela Paulshock
Not at all.
RVD
And do you know why? [Pamela shakes her head]
Because I’m Rob - Van - Dam [while pointing at himself] and I’m the - whole - fucking - show! If you don’t believe me, ask the promoters who’ve booked me in every championship tournament they’re holding. You can’t blame them for trying to build their brand around RVD… I know I would.
[We cut back to the ring for our main event]
:: Main Event ::
20-Man Over the Top Rope Gauntlet Battle Royal
ENTRANT #1 - (Rob Van Dam)
RVD does his thumb gesture but does a spinning kick to finish it while waiting for the next opponent.
ENTRANT #2 - (Sheamus)
Sheamus gets in the ring and RVD attempts to intimidate him by doing his signature taunt again but Sheamus wants nothing to do with it and blasts him one across the face.
RVD and Sheamus continue to battle it out.
ENTRANT #3 - (Shane Helms)
Shane Helms enters the ring fires with a slew of offense. Exclamation point with a SHINING WIZARD on RVD before getting cracked by Sheamus’ boot.
ENTRANT #4 - (Billy Kidman)
Billy Kidman enters the ring with a return to his old ring gear from his Flock days.
ENTRANT #5 - (Yoshihiro Tajiri)
Tajiri comes into the match and immediately unleashes a horde of buzz saw kicks.
ENTRANT #6 - (Steve Austin)
Austin enters the fray and as someone once said business was about to pick up. Austin begins to clear the ring. Stunners on everyone and --
Shane Helms ELIMINATED!
Tajiri ELMINATED!
Billy Kidman ELIMINATED!
ENTRANT #7 - (Chavo Guerrero, Jr.)
Guerrero enters the ring very slowly as Austin stares him down…. Chavo didn’t stand a chance, Austin puts him down fast and --
Chavo Guerrero ELIMINATED!
ENTRANT #8 - (Psicosis)
Psicosis enters the ring is met head on by Austin. Austin makes quick work of Psicosis and tosses him over the top rope but he hangs on.
ENTRANT #9 - (Scott Hall)
As Scott gets in the ring, Austin engages him an epic stare done. Suddenly they’re both blasted from the side. Sheamus attacks Austin and RVD engages with Hall.
ENTRANT #10 - (Randy Orton)
Orton gets in the ring and begins RKOing everyone in sight!
ENTRANT #11 - (Booker T)
Booker T makes his way into the ring and is meet with an RKO!
ENTRANT #12 - (Kurt Angle)
Angle gets in the ring brawls with Orton… Orton attempts an RKO but Angle counters with an Angle Slam.
ENTRANT #13 - (Samoa Joe)
Joe gets into the fray and wrecks house on everyone.
ENTRANT #14 - (Scott Steiner)
Scott Steiner and Joe stare each other down before engaging in a back and forth battle.
ENTRANT #15 - (Ted DiBiase, Jr.)
Ted enters the ring and waits to pick his spot.
ENTRANT #16 - (Desmond Wolfe)
Desmond gets in the ring and surveys the fight before attacking Ted.
ENTRANT #17 - (Justin Credible)
Justin immediately joins in on attacking Ted.
ENTRANT #18 - (Lance Storm)
RVD heads off Lance as he gets in the ring.
ENTRANT #19 - (Curt Hennig)
Hennig starts working over Angle as soon as he enters the ring.
ENTRANT #20 - (Kevin Nash)
Kevin Nash comes in as the final participant. Nash works through the men and demolishes everyone in sight. Nash throws DiBiase over the rope but Ted hangs on… RVD dropkicks Ted off the apron.
Ted DiBiase ELIMINATED!
A good several minutes go by and Hennig goes to eliminate Hall but Nash clubs him from behind and tosses him over.
Curt Hennig ELIMINATED!
Justin charges at Hall who is still prone on the ropes but Hall steps aside a throws Justin out.
Justin Credible ELIMINATED!
Lance isn’t happy so he jumps at Hall who catches him into a Fall away Slam to the outside.
Lance Storm ELIMINATED!
Psicosis climbs the turnbuckle to dropkick Orton but is caught by a dropkick. Orton grabs the fallen body of Psicosis and tosses him over.
Psicosis ELIMINATED!
Scott Steiner and Joe are locked in a massive struggle to eliminate each other when Wolfe see them and tosses them both over.
Scott Steiner and Samoa Joe ELIMINATED!
Wolfe turns around to catch a boot to the face from Sheamus who then dumps Wolfe over.
Desmond Wolfe ELIMINATED!
Sheamus admires his work is caught off guard by an RKO! Orton tosses Sheamus over.
Sheamus ELIMINATED!
Booker T sees Angle near the ropes and attempts to eliminate him with a jumping side kick but Angle moves out of the way, Causing Booker to straddle himself on the rope. Angle grabs Booker’s arm and does a mini Angle Slam to throw him over!
Booker T ELIMINATED!
RVD goes to the top to try and jump off at Nash but is caught with a big boot sending RVD flying to the outside and crashes throat first on the guardrail.
RVD ELIMINATED!
Nash who’s foot is still over the tope foot, doesn’t see Angle sneak up behind him and gets tossed over.
Kevin Nash ELIMINATED!
Angle waves bye to Nash but Nash grabs a hold of him and starts to pull him over when Scott comes from behind and tosses him out.
Kurt Angle ELIMINATED!
Scott doesn’t know that the Viper is slithering behind him and soon as he turns around, RKO! But Sheamus slides into the ring! Orton gets hit with a boot to the face… Austin grabs Orton and tosses him over!
Randy Orton ELIMINATED!
Your WINNERS of the match to face off at Redefined for the RCW World Heavyweight Championship, Steve Austin and Scott Hall.
Eric Bischoff comes out...
Eric Bischoff
I have a surprise for everyone.
Out comes Sid Vicious...
Sid gets in the ring and lays out Hall with a big boot and Jackknifes Austin to close the show!
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Quick Results
Ted DiBiase, Jr. defeated Sheamus via pinfall to advance in the TV title tournament at 12:34
Shane Helms defeated Chavo Guerrero, Jr. via pinfall to advance in the X-Division title tournament at 8:13
Justin Credible defeated Lance Storm via pinfall to advance in the Extreme title tournament at 14:44
Scott Steiner and Booker T defeated Samoa Joe and Desomd Wolfe via pinfall to advance in the Tag Team title tournament at 15:13
Scott Hall and Steve Austin win the 20-Man gauntlet battle royal to advance to Redefined for the RCW World Heavyweight title at 40:09
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